My Top Ten Fictional Couples That Ever Were (Or Weren't) [Pt. 2]

[Editor's Note: Part One can be found here.]

5. Miroku & Sango, from Inu-Yasha by Rumiko Takahashi

Status: Were

One of my first forays into manga, many years ago, involved the Inu-Yasha series. My sister loved it, and I easily got swept into this mega-popular series.

Do you know how funny it is to see a monk madly infatuated with a demon-slayer who ends up beating the crap out of the former? Probably not. That is, unless you have the great fortune of reading the Inu-Yasha series. Miroku and Sango are so epically funny that I just giggle every time I see them.

The funny thing is, though, that once you really get into the series, you see just how much they care about each other. Just because Miroku is a pervert - and not to mention the fact that he has "wandering hands" - doesn't mean that he's not able to love someone deeply. He's always there to catch her if she falls from Kirara or to nurse her back to health if she gets injured. These moments show their tenderness, but there's almost always, without fail, an action that breaks the serious moment and gives some much-needed comic relief. He'll make a grab while she's lying defenseless, and then she beats him down. It's hilarious.

In fact, one of the reasons I chose this couple as a part of my list is because they're not as angsty as Inu-Yasha and Kagome. Sometimes a girl just needs some light-hearted and crack-y love in her reading.

6. Henry Crawford & Fanny Price, from Mansfield Park by Jane Austen

Status: Weren't

Go ahead, hard-core Austen fans, burn me. I'll probably have to trash my Jane
Austen fan card anyway.

In my defense, I believe that Henry really loved her. He was willing to marry her, for goodness' sake. Marriages without love existed, but I am a firm believer in his ability to love her. Putting out money to further her brother's career, visiting her in Portsmouth where she had been exiled, offering her, in essence, a better life.

Now, I know you shouldn't marry for money or power and I know that Fanny did not
respect Henry. She didn't love him, but in my world they would have had a lovely life together. He would (slightly) reform while staying his usual charming self. Fanny would chill out and maybe loosen up a bit.

I like the story of Mansfield Park, in general. I'm a huge Austen fan, having read all six of the novels and seen many, many movie adaptions. I fell in love with one particular scene in an adaption of Mansfield Park in which Henry comes to Portsmouth to see her and she's just so, so happy. I like to think that she's in love with him too, but is just too scared of his reputation.

7. Catherine Linton Heathcliff & Hareton Earnshaw, from Wuthering Heights by Emily
Bronte

Status: Were

I was angry when I watched a movie adaption of Wuthering Heights and it completely omitted the next generation. I mean, these two make the book worth reading. Old Cathy is a crazy b*tch, Heathcliff is creepy and mean, and the other characters are just so strange and mean. Catherine and Hareton are the victims in the story, made to be the puppets of Cathy's memory and Heathcliff's revenge.

It's just so romantic, the story of the moors.

I began by hating Wuthering Heights, but I learned to love it, just for the pure reason that it showed me the power of passion.

But passion is not everything, and seeing the relationship of Catherine and Hareton
was an enlightening experience. They showed me corrupted innocence and shy
love. It was magnificent and terrible all at the same time.

8. Septimus Hodge & Thomasina Coverly, from Arcadia by Tom Stoppard

Status: Were

I usually don't get into written plays (I prefer to watch), but this one just spoke to me.

Recently I've begun some work on the first scene for a Theatre class. For our final project, I'm directing the opening scene in which Thomasina desperately tries to obtain Septimus' attention, but he's so wrapped up in reading a new poem and criticizing its author that he doesn't pay her too much mind. The scene is hilarious, complete with the author of the poem, Mr. Chater, arriving on the scene and demanding a fight from Septimus, as Septimus has slept with Chater's wife. Septimus gets the addle-brained Chater turned around quite quickly, and is victorious.

While the play is witty and completely wonderful, it's also a sad commentary - for me, at least - of the situation of the Thomasina as a young girl on a British estate in 1809. She's not of much consequence, and everyone in that era sees her as inferior, when they deign to see her at all. She's very much a little brat, but mostly because she doesn't know how else to demand attention; even throwing fits does not garner much in the way of people's attention.

As far as Septimus and Thomasina as a couple go, at the end of the play she's sixteen to his twenty-five (not so scandalous for the time period, let me assure you) and they've finally fallen in love. Now, I won't spoil the angsty conclusion of the play's events for you (for, once you get to the end of the play, you see how every action having taken place has come to point at this one moment), but their love was something nice. They finally got through all of the obstacles of their own affections and knew what they wanted.

9. Violet Baudelaire & Quigley Quagmire, from The Slippery Slope of the Series of
Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

Status: Were (for a short while)

This girl just needs some love.

I cry every time I read one of the books from A Series of Unfortunate Events. They all just make me so miserable. However, I will say that Lemony Snicket has an unparalleled humor and I learned a great multitude of SAT-esqe words from those novels.

The point of my adding these two to the list, in essence, is because Violet is a very brave girl who had been through a very bad time and really, really needed someone to love.

10. Gabriel & Vivian, from Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause

Status: Were

I'm just glad she went with the other werewolf.

Huge fan of the book Blood and Chocolate. It was there before the Twilight madness and it will always be one of my favorite romance novels. Vivian is not one of my favorite characters of all time (she's another crazy one), but her situation is one that is so addicting to read. It's all drama and danger and hope and fear, but at the end, it's just her and her decisions, standing by themselves. And I like that she was able to stand by those decisions.

Now, Viv and Gabe as a couple is just sexy. The age difference is not a big deal, once you consider the type of community that they live in and the different things that are expected of them as opposed to those expected of humans. They're another couple where the passion and tension just makes them so great together. I really would like to see the movie to compare, but from what I've heard, it's not a faithful representation. I love reading about their encounters because it's all Fate v. Vivian, see who wins and where her heart will land.

They're so epic in my eyes because of everything they went through, including her rejection by a human who she was in love with. That part was sad and depressing, but I think in Gabriel she found a much more loving and understanding partner. It's so non-Romeo and Juliet that I couldn't help but enjoy. They are of the same breed, so he understands her and is not afraid of her, as Adrian had been. They seemingly destined for each other, as she accidentally duked it out for the title of Alpha Queen.

And sometimes, you need someone who can completely understand you, someone Fate has picked out for you.

Bonus! Extra-Bitter-Never-Were-Couple: Jacob Black and Leah Clearwater, from the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer.

One word: Renesme.

Okay, more than one word.

What the hell were you thinking, Stephanie Meyer?

What's wrong with Leah Clearwater, and why did you have to make her so unhappy? If she had ended up with Jacob, she'd have had a great chance at happiness. Who cares if Bella's lovely little world was not complete? What if, for once, someone in that series other than Bella got a nice life?

May I congratulate you for making the world's most popular Mary Sue?

But back to Jake and Leah as a WonderCouple.

They would have been great. I know a great number of other people gunning for that relationship. It would have made sense with the story, as they spent lots of time bonding after the split from Sam's pack. They were Alpha and Beta, and they had potential as a passionate, powerful couple capable of ripping apart vampires and protecting the reservation.

I feel so bad for both Leah and Jacob. She was first dumped for her cousin because it wasn't in the stars and then she became the "genetic dead-end" as the only female werewolf. From there it only went down-hill, what with having to deal with all of the males in the pack, including Sam. She just had been dealt such a crap hand in life that you would have thought that a really great love story would have been in order.

Even if it hadn't been great, I would have been happy. They didn't need anything epic, they just needed to be satisfied and in love. I mean, COME ON, everyone in the series is happy EXCEPT Leah in the end.

My name is Christina and I support werewolf love.